Question: What is our relationship with Saints?
God’s answer:
A person praying
Question: I know that I am to become a patron saint. So, I asked God, how does a patron saint mentor someone?
God’s answer:
God’s hand on His stomach.
A commode
A bottle of
Pepto Bismol
Personal comment:
As hilarious as God’s message is,
I asked God if people might consider His message “vulgar and crude”
especially coming from Him.
He replied: “I don’t mince words.”